welcome to the hater vault :D

for shippy essays, click here!

(and for non-shippy essays, click here!)

so i thought about making a popup that'll force people to type "i am willing to see the hater vault" before letting them into the essay listings (because even though this is a personal site, it still feels Classier™ to have a consent form first. y'know, to cover our asses.), but then i decided that that would be a problem if anyone has js disabled (it would be kind of a problem for accessing this site since the header/sidebar/footer are all loaded in via js too bc we can't afford php but that's neither here nor there), i'd just make this whole page the consent reading.

(plus, making it so that people didn't have to go through the consent verification popup every time they accessed this page would require using cookies, which i am not going to use.)

ANYWAY!!